Earlier today, I wanted to put on a movie for ambience while I surfed the web for reference pictures. As I was going through my DVDs and handful of Blu-rays collection, it dawned on me that I'm missing two of the most venerated trilogies of our time.

Rest easy, friends! Before your fingers are poised to stab at the W,T and F keys, it ain't the original Star Wars or LoTR.

What I am about to disclose here with all of you is probably the most shameful and repugnant tidbit since the Avatar Live-action flick was announced. Thankfully, no Hate-Benders are protesting at my door step for this shit.

To this date, Indiana Jones and Back to The Future still haven't found their way to my shelf (Great SCOTT!). Two of the colossal pop-culture icons missing from my dust-free alphabetized collection, I must be slipping in my old age! I deserve to be fried...with 1.21 GIGAWATTS of electricity! ( see what I did here?)

This atrocity will be remedied soon enough to appease to your silent but deadly outrage. Meanwhile, a second piece of news, I will be doing figure sketches once a day for the next 30 days. Trying to implement a healthy habit of drawing naked ladies

Until next time,
JoNo

Sorry for the extended absence. I had parted ways with Deviant Art and digital art for a little over a year to experience life beyond digital art.

I’d done improv, film-making (with a small local film club with lots of hearts), tried to invest in Real Estate and even tried vegetable (scary! I know!).

With that said,Real Estate?! Pleeease! What the fuck was I thinking? Turning my back on my God-given talent to produce remotely clever and interesting pictures. What a sacrilege! I didn’t like what I was becoming. My passion isn’t about investing in properties. It’s about investing in my real interests like digital painting, video games, Blu-rays and shit.

Hitherto, I’m happy to report that my journey had led me back here - the hallowed ground of CG. Sometimes, it takes a special person to show you this path when you’re adrift in life seemingly stuck in the Matrix. In short, I’m back to entertain you once again - slowly but surely.

Sincerely,
JoNO

Hiya Friends! I'm almost embarassed to admit that this is the first time I've returned to DA in over 9 months. So what happened? Why the MIA? It's real easy. Life happened, well, Little Big Planet happened would probably be more accurate. Meanwhile, I haven't been spending ALL my time on JUST video games. I have been working on something big(That's what SHE said!, and hopefully within the next month or so I will be able to share it with all of you here.

Wolverine: Origin trailer is OFF THE CHAAAAINNNN!!! This probably deserves more attention, so I'll save this for another post.
Now for those of you who haven't given up on me OR courageous enough to want to learn more about me, I do semi-regular posts at Blogspot and various Lego-man on Lego-man fetish sites.

Hit my Blogspot here [link]

Man! This is fucking awesome! More and more people are watching me on DevART. Wouldn't NOW be a great time to just hit rock fucking bottom and submit nothing but stick-figures? "Man! He isn't even trying anymore! His Stick figures used to be interesting. Now they're just down right dirty!" Nevertheless, Thank you for watching. It certainly placates to my huge ego. XD

I should keep this brief. I'm fucking tuckered.

At work today a locksmith taught me how to pick a lock. While it ain't the most difficult thing in the world to pick a standard 6-pin door lock; getting my hands on the picks might be. I don't suppose I could just walk into a hardware store and buy a set(I shall look into it). Mark was able to pick a door in under 20 seconds, as I looked on with my mouth agape. Granted, he has years of experience being a locksmith and all, so he made it look easy. I wonder, what kinda trouble would I get in to, had I possessed the tools and the acute dexterity needed to wield them?

Where does one begin? Do I couple that with the art of stealth and make like Batman? Probably not! I can't even stay on the treadmill for longer than 10 minutes. The Dark Knight likes to do shit that involves running on rooftops and whatnot. I'm more likely to get cramps in my stomach amidst of a moonlight pursuit, and fucking fall off a rooftop. Then the next day I'd appear in the headline like, "Masked Maniac Miraculously Unharmed from a 3 story Plunge"! Fuck that!!

If I had to make the headline or the front page, I would rather it read, "Serial Bra-Snapper At Large!". Actually, this reminds of a "Sharking" video I saw once. This dude basically runs up to random women on the street and he either pulls down their tops or pulls up their skirts, then fucking scampers away. It's like the dirty cousin of the 'Dine and Dash'.

Take a look at this
European Sharking Vid

Nov 30
Picked up a Nike watch from First Markham Place, went home and whipped up a Sweeny Todd spoof in Photoshop to herald the release of the movie(Dec 21st. Can't wait), while enthralled by Oh-so-familiar story of "The Illusionist".

Dec 1st
Fuck! It's already December! Got up around 10:15a.m. Watched some Teen Titans on TV as I got dressed, then went out for some grub. Came home and spent the next 2 and a half hours engrossing myself in the Fate Stay Night universe.
Head out around 4p.m. Went snowboarding with few friends at Uplands for the first time in 3 yrs. Thankfully, I'm more lithe than I give myself credit for on a snowboard. Didn't get hurt by way of slamming into a padded column of the ski lift at dick-breaking speed that would crack my helmet in twain.